{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
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{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
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