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Joseph Joseph Lafata was an American professional baseball player who appeared in 127 games as a first baseman, outfielder and pinch hitter in Major League Baseball for the New York Giants over three seasons spanning 1947 to 1949. Born in Detroit, Lafata threw and batted left-handed, and was listed as 6 feet (1.8 m) tall and 163 pounds (74 kg).
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