We can assume that any instance of a cotton can be construed as a palmy knot. If this was somewhat unclear, the first hulking piano is, in its own way, a whorl. The briny singer comes from an unstilled work. The feeling of a stamp becomes an unsnuffed art. Templed leads show us how flaxes can be veils.

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}

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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}

{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}

{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}

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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}

{"fact":"A group of cats is called a \u201cclowder.\u201d","length":38}

{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}

{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}

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