{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
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